1.You prefer motorbikes to minivans.
2.The menu is your new favorite guessing game.
3.Fish sauce is simultaneously the grossest and best condiment on Earth.
4.You freak out when you find sunscreen without “whitening” compounds.
5.American malls seem tiny.
6.Your favorite drink comes in a bucket.
7.You avoid tuk tuks at all costs.
8.Your drunk food comes from 7-Eleven.
9.Your life in general comes from 7-Eleven.
10.You can’t imagine a movie without the Thai royal anthem.
11.You know a good dinner should never cost more than four U.S. dollars.
12.It’s no longer shocking to see small children boxing each other in a bar at 1 a.m.
13.A “fruit shake” is your go-to on a hot day.
14.Wearing shoes inside seems so last hemisphere.
15.Temples seem as common to you as parking lots.
16.You’ve realized that no humans on Earth are as nice as Thais.